Euchre sucks. It’s a confusing, cutthroat mess of a card game that thrives on betrayal, frustration, and people acting like they’re way smarter than they actually are. The rules are nonsense, the strategy is just guessing with extra steps, and the whole thing feels like an elaborate prank designed to make you hate your friends. If you like Euchre, I have questions—mainly, why do you enjoy suffering?
If you enjoy Euchre, I’m sorry, but you might just be a bad person.
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