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Euchre Is Terrible Hoodie

Euchre Is Terrible Hoodie

Regular price $30.00 USD
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Euchre is a terrible game for terrible people. It turns even the nicest folks into ruthless, trash-talking monsters who take way too much joy in screwing over their so-called friends. The rules barely make sense, the scoring is weird, and somehow, no matter what you do, you always end up feeling betrayed. It’s not fun—it’s a calculated exercise in frustration and pettiness.

If you enjoy Euchre, I’m sorry, but you might just be a bad person.

• 100% cotton face
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• 3-panel hood

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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